About Me

Hey, you wanna know more about your super cool host? Well okay! I will endevour to write something for you then, treasured stranger!

If you'd like a real name, you can call me Gwen. That's not actually my real name. I don't really like the idea of using my real name in most online interactions. It triggers my fight ot flight (I will flee.) You could also just call me Knoll, or KnollGolbin. Realistically you will call me nothing at all, because I'm unlikely to even know you are here. Will we interact? I'm not against it. But I do not expect it. In that same vein (vain? I'll have to google this in a second) you could also call me anything you like, especially if I will never hear it. You could call me Sardine Susan. Or Cashmoney Christopher. Or just Gwen.

I shake pathetically as I obsess over how I will be preceived. I know I should not care, but yet I do. I do.

I am in my late twenties. I inch closer to thirty every year. I hope my thirties are fun.

I love art, and I love to create. I've always been fond of such things, ever since I was a child. I think most children are at some point. My relationship with art is that it has left me and I pine over it like it's an ex I have not moved on from. In my ideal life, I would be cranking out cool shit on the reg, however I am like a dry well. There's maybe a few drops in there, but I must pour the water into much needier, worthier mouths. Which is fine, life is about more than my silly little project desires, but I would like to stike up a better work/life blanace so to speak. I guess that's what this site is as well to me: an all encapsulating creative outlet. Did I make some art? I can post it here. Here? I made it. That's something, right?

I'm not going to pretend I'm any good at coding. I know nothing about webmastery. I've got w3schools open in a tab right now!

But I really loved making websites as a kid. I didn't code them or anything though, I used Webs. It's like a drag and drop thing. I used to have a shitty CATS the musical fansite back in the day. Used to be obessed with all the CATS fansites on Golden Jellicles Top 100 list thing. That place used to be busy lol. Anyway my old site blessedly does NOT seem to exist in any form and I'm not even going to say what it was becasue I was like 12 and yikes.

I also made a few other sites that no one ever saw. Those don't exsist either.

I always really loved those old kinda sites. So it's super cool I get to stare at all the cool sites on neocities now.

I've also always loved the idea of making games. I used to fuck around in scratch on my middle school laptop all the time. ...I made CATS games. I had a big CATS phase, okay? Back off lmao.

This about me page fucking sucks. Sorry. I don't know how to talk about myself. I was like super emotionally neglected as a kid. I'm sure a lot of y'all can relate. I'll re-write this later.